Do u have boyfriend? Well, when u would like a MANfriend, offer me personally a call.
Hey child, have you been a tsunami? Result in can rock my watercraft all evening very long.
Wow i need to be good at darts because a bullseye is hit by me with your
Damn woman, your going to result in the rocket during my jeans blast down!
Maybe you have slid down a train, She states “no” can you want to slide down mine.
Woman, your therefore hot, i want range mitts!
Hi, I am Doug. Backwards, it is god with a bit of U|bit that is little of} covered around it.
We are both fine specimans lets say we go earn some more
Might you move from the club? your making all of the ice melt
Do an extendo is had by you ladder? as the very very first wall surface you place between us would be to high for my regular ladder.
Hey Baby. My underwear is completly extended. Do you know what which means.
Drop a packet of sugar on the ground next to the woman you might be after. Choose it and say “I’m sorry, but you are thought by me dropped your nametag!”
Wanna decide to try and kiss that is australian? ( what’s that?) It is such as for instance a French kiss. only down under!
Hey you free , because i’ve a personal cook whom makes a mean break fast during sex.